They call him Flipper Flipper faster than lightning. No one you see is smarter than he. Now were up in the big leagues getting’ our turn at bat. Just sit right back and you’ll hear a tale a tale of a fateful trip that started from this tropic port aboard this tiny ship.
It’s time to play the music. It’s time to light the lights. It’s time to meet the Muppets on the Muppet Show tonight. Boy the way Glen Miller played. Songs that made the hit parade. Guys like us we had it made. Those were the days. Well the first thing you know ol’ Jeds a millionaire. Kinfolk said Jed move away from there. The Love Boat soon will be making another run. The Love Boat promises something for everyone. Come and listen to a story about a man named Jed – a poor mountaineer barely kept his family fed. black gold Well we’re movin’ on up to the east side. To a deluxe apartment in the sky. And you know where you were then. Girls were girls and men were men. Mister we could use a man like Herbert Hoover again. The ship set ground on the shore of this uncharted desert isle with Gilligan the Skipper too the millionaire and his wife.
Their house is a museum where people come to see ‘em. They really are a scream the Addams Family. And we’ll do it our way yes our way. Make all our dreams come true for me and you. So get a witch’s shawl on a broomstick you can crawl on. Were gonna pay a call on the Addams Family? The Love Boat soon will be making another run. The Love Boat promises something for everyone. And when the odds are against him and their dangers work to do. You bet your life Speed Racer he will see it through? Got kind of tired packin’ and unpackin’ – town to town and up and down the dial. As long as we live its you and me baby. There ain’t nothin’ wrong with that.